"Like a Pig Likes Bacon" - Drakul (2017)

Let us turn to a hidden gem from 2017 called Drakul, a political thriller that adds vampires to the mix and implies that American politicians could be working with dark forces to complete their own mysterious agendas.

Drakul is such a hidden gem, in fact, that I could find no reviews from your universe's film critics that address it. Therefore, I will assume it is universally admired and simply move on to explaining why it is a masterpiece. Please read on...

"The Subconscious Mind Is an Untapped Reservoir of Acquired Information" - The Psychotronic Man (1980)

The Psychotronic Man (1980) is a classic film so influential it spawned the term for an entire genre of classic films, "psychotronic." It is also, perhaps, the most 1967 a movie can be that was filmed in 1979 and released in 1980.

Although most of your universe's critics actually appreciate this film, there are some who misunderstand this classic. For example, reviewer Superwonderscope writes, "This is probably one of the only movie in all movie history where a blank screen can be a better spectacle." Reviewer imdb-579 writes, "It has no entertainment value, at all." And reviewer garrett-I writes, "This film is only recommended for those individuals who enjoy watching the worst films ever made."

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“The San Francisco Earthquake, the Chicago Fire, and So Forth” - Red Midnight (1966)

Nobody makes high-quality cinema the way people with axes to grind make high-quality cinema. Case in point: Red Midnight, a captivating thriller from 1966 that makes a convincing case for urban planning through domestic terrorism.

Some of your universe's critics are unpersuaded. For example, reviewer Blastoff Tokicksville writes, "This one could have stayed lost." Reviewer Vaccinia writes, "this is so bloated with filler that it is probably safer to just give a blanket suggestion to avoid and not watch." And reviewer MelvinvtHof writes, "This was very hard to sit trough [sic]."

Read on for the truth about Red Midnight...