“I Would Rather Give a Cute Girl a Hug Than Get Shot At” - Hollywood Warrioress: The Movie (2016)

It might seem as if all classic films are from long, long ago, but today we will discuss a modern classic from 2016, the poetically titled Hollywood Warrioress: The Movie. Like The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven (1998), Hollywood Warrioress is a female-driven superhero movie, but where The Chosen One was dark and edgy, Hollywood Warrioress is full of hope.

Of course, some of your universe's critics are unkind to this film. For example, reviewer Leofwine_draca writes, “This is completely dreadful and laughably bad.” Reviewr cburks192 writes, “I knew this wasn’t going to be good.” And reviewer intruder2k calls the film “Embarrassingly poor.” 

Read on for a balanced appreciation of the modern superhero classic...

“What Do You Got New in Porn?” - Disconnected (1984)

At Senseless Cinema, we have not yet looked at the works of Connecticut filmmaker Gorman Bechard, so we need to remedy that as soon as possible (i.e., right now) by discussing his first feature, 1984's Disconnected.

Reviewer arfdog-1 writes, “It's truly difficult to know what's going on because the entire movie is one big disjointed mess.” Reviewer leofwine_draca writes, “Sadly, none of this makes much sense at all and it certainly isn't entertaining; sleep inducing, more like.” And reviewer petervenkman57 writes, “This is a train wreck of movie. It just doesn't get worse than this.”

Read on for an accurate evaluation of Gorman Bechard's Disconnected (1984)...