“Dynamite the Door, Eh?” - Corpse Eaters (1974)

It is time to revel in the gory Canadian thrills of 1974's Corpse Eaters, reportedly created for $36,000 by a drive-in theater proprietor using his hard-earned nickel mining savings.

As usual, some of your universe's critics are uncharitable about Corpse Eaters. For example, reviewer Hezakiah4 writes, “Go to a field and count cow pies; it will be much more worth your while than scoping out this flik.” Reviewer Logan-22 writes, “The Corpse Eaters is hilariously awful, incompetent, yet strangely compelling in that way only bad '70 movies can be.” And reviewer Coventry writes, “In short, it simply doesn't deserve to exist.”

Read on for an accurate appreciation of Corpse Eaters...